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Tucker Max Quotes

Sloppy Seconds, Quote #1

Bridesmaid “So what do you do?”
Tucker “I’m a freelance pet euthanizer for local animal shelters.”

I thought she was going to cry.

Tucker “Don’t get upset; I do it quickly. I only make the ugly dogs and cats suffer. I kill the cute ones quickly. It all depends how high you hold the bowling ball before you drop it on their skull.”

—from Hilarity Ensues