March 5th, 2012
Sloppy Seconds, Quote #1
Bridesmaid “So what do you do?”
Tucker “I’m a freelance pet euthanizer for local animal shelters.”
I thought she was going to cry.
Tucker “Don’t get upset; I do it quickly. I only make the ugly dogs and cats suffer. I kill the cute ones quickly. It all depends how high you hold the bowling ball before you drop it on their skull.”
—from Hilarity Ensues