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Tucker Max Quotes

Hilarity Ensues, Quote #9

Girl “I don’t get what your costume is.”
Tucker “I’m a magician.”
Girl “You aren’t really dressed up as one.”
Tucker “Well, I only have one magic trick. I drink 15 beers and talk about myself a lot.”
Girl “That’s not magic!”
Tucker “Then how else do I wake up next to girls I don’t remember meeting?”

—from Hilarity Ensues