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Tucker Max Quotes

Hilarity Ensues, Quote #23

Stripper “How does that make any sense?”
SlingBlade “Whatever. Logical consistency is for stupid sluts who dance on tables.”
Stripper “I’m not a slut or a whore.”
SlingBlade “You may be the whoringest whore who’s ever whored.”
Stripper [to me] “Um, your friend is kind of a piece of shit.”
SlingBlade “Look at yourself. I bet your stepdad won’t even fuck you anymore.”

—from Hilarity Ensues