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Tucker Max Quotes

Hilarity Ensues, Quote #21

Tucker “You know you want to hook up with me; just admit it.”
Girl “I don’t want to just have a one night stand with some random guy I met an hour ago.”
Tucker “I don’t consider them one night stands. They’re auditions for love.”
Girl “If you want to have sex with me, we have to already be in love.”
Tucker “No, that’s not how it works. You provide vaginal access, and in return, I model the awful treatment that your abusive childhood has caused you to interpret as love. That’s how it works with fucked up girls.”
Girl “I’m not fucked up!”
PWJ “THAT’S how you do it! Now it all makes total sense!”
Tucker “You haven’t figured out how that works yet?”
PWJ “Sorry, I wasn’t raised in an emotionally abusive household. My parents loved me.”

—from Hilarity Ensues