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Tucker Max Quotes

Hilarity Ensues, Quote #20

Girl “So, do you have a girlfriend?”
SlingBlade “Well, sort of, but we’re not technically dating.”
Girl “So you aren’t in love with her?”
SlingBlade “No. They say if you love someone, set them free, so I did. But that girl never came back, so I don’t love the girls tied up in my basement anymore, I just appreciate them.”

—from Hilarity Ensues