March 5th, 2012
Hilarity Ensues, Quote #16
But she wouldn’t stop annoying me and complaining. I told her to shut up and go to sleep. She decided she didn’t want to. I laid her options out: comply or leave. She seemed to think there were other options for her, even though I distinctly listed only two. So I solved that problem: I took all of her shit and threw it out in the hallway. Clothes, purse, shoes, everything.
Tucker “You can be an annoying bitch if you want, but not around me.”
—from Hilarity Ensues