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Tucker Max Quotes

Hilarity Ensues, Quote #13

Tucker “Look, I’m not trying to judge you about it. I’m slutty sometimes too. And personally, I like sluts; they’re the most fun. But if you act like a slut, you should be ready for some guys to call you a slut.”
Velma “I’m not a slut!”
Tucker “You’re not a slut? Really? If you told your dad how many dicks have been in your mouth, what would he say?”

Obliterated. Verbal headshot, through the scope and out the brain, Carlos Hathcock style.

—from Hilarity Ensues