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Tucker Max Quotes

Hilarity Ensues, Quote #10

Tucker “Come over here and tell me about your sexy outfit.”
Girl “You can’t hit on me, you don’t even have a costume on. That’s lame.”
Tucker “Well now . . . I’d call you a cunt, but I don’t think you have the warmth or the depth.”
Girl “You can’t just say the c-word to me! You need to apologize!”
Tucker “OK, I’m sorry that you’re such a cunt.”

—from Hilarity Ensues