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Tucker Max Quotes

Hilarity Ensues, Quote #1

“As the case can be with a really slutty girl, there was something attractive about the way she handled herself. Her smile, her attitude, her . . . alright, I need to shut the fuck up. I wish I could justify my desire to fuck her as something other than a base, carnal urge. It wasn’t. The truth is, sometimes I can be a pathetic hump donkey, and this was one of those times.”

—from Hilarity Ensues