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Tucker Max Quotes

Assholes Finish First, Quote #22

“Ladies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but everything else we do is ultimately for you. Men don’t do anything–create art, build businesses, donate to charity, invent things, or do anything noteworthy–for any reason other than to impress women, and thus get them to have sex with us. If women didn’t exist, we’d still just be naked grunting apes living in caves. In a very real way, pussy is the key to human civilization. You don’t have to like it, but it’s a fact; if you understand it, you understand men.”

—from Assholes Finish First