Hilarity Ensues

Book Description

Tucker Max’s third and final book in his series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. What began as a simple sentence on an obscure website, “My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole,” and developed into two infamously genre-defining books, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell and Assholes Finish First, ends here.

But as you should expect from Tucker by now, he is going out with a bang—literally and figuratively. In this book, you’ll learn:

• How to live and work in Cancun, while still enrolled in Law School,
• Why Halloween is really awesome,
• How to subtly torture a highstrung roommate until he explodes with furious anger over a misplaced condiment,
• What really happened when a dirty pageant girl tried to sue Tucker because he told the truth,
• Why you should never accept a homemade treat from a hippie with a van, and
• What happens when Tucker turns sexting into a sport.

Table of Contents

• The Cancun Stories
  • Why to learn CPR
  • Boot and rally
  • Give me two pair, I need two pair
  • Welcome to the Thunderdome
  • How Tucker Max became “Tucker Max”
  • It’s a love spot
  • The First Rule of Mexico
  • Finder’s Fee
  • Bambi
  • Sweet Caroline
  • Eat your heart out Jason Bourne
  • The Final Straw
  • The Consequences
  • Postscript
• Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
• Sexting with Tucker Max: Absurd
• Why Halloween Is Awesome
  • 2002, part 1
  • 2002, part 2
  • 2003
  • 2006
• Fat girls cross Tucker, hilarity ensues
  • The Fat and the Furious
  • True Friendship
• The Deadliest Vacation
  • The Invitation
  • The Anchorage party and the $200 Bear Mace Special
  • The Time Bandit
  • Dutch Harbor
• Sexting with Tucker Max: Mean
• The Fight Stories
  • The TMZ Debacle
  • Tucker gets into fight, hilarity ensues
• Meet My Friend Hate
  • The Backstory
  • The Pizza Incident
  • The Italian Restaurant
  • The Italy Trip
  • The Apartment
  • The Airbag
  • The Jimmy John’s Incident
  • The Leftovers
• Tucker ruins a wine tasting
• The Ex-Girlfriend Threesome Fallout
• In The Trunk
• The (almost banned, now complete) Miss Vermont Story
  • Introduction
  • The (now complete) Miss Vermont Story
  • The Lawsuit
  • Postscript: Some speculation
• Tucker Max, Knee Abuser
• Sexting with Tucker Max: A/S/Location, Location, Location
• The Law School Weddings and Bachelor Parties
  • El Bingeroso’s Bachelor Party, Part 1
  • GoldenBoy’s Bachelor Party
  • El Bingeroso’s Bachelor Party, Part 2
  • El Bingeroso’s Wedding
  • GoldenBoy’s Wedding
  • JonBenet’s (sort of) Bachelor Party
  • PWJ’s Bachelor Party
  • PWJ’s Wedding
  • The Death of SlingBlade
  • Hate’s Bachelor Party
  • Hate’s Wedding
  • Tucker’s Bachelor Party and Wedding
• Epilogue: The Retirement