Some Ex-Girlfriends
These are just the ones I have pics of. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.

Courtney - I met Court when I was in LA doing Hollywood stuff. We dated for a few months, but It didn't work. I'm good at a lot of things, but being a boyfriend isn't one of them.

TheBunny - Probably the only girl I've ever actually loved. She dumped me because she realized that I am a shitty boyfriend. Who would have ever thought? She's one of the best people I've ever met, we are still great friends, and I don't really have anything bad to say about her. Except that she takes the largest poops in history. Seriously, that is her dump. I swear to god. [BTW ladies--after dating me she's decided that she is going to munch carpet only for awhile. You should check out her site, she is a great writer and has her own book deal.]

Val - I kinda miss her. She always made me laugh. More at her than with her, but that's still something. One morning she woke me up and said, literally, "Wake up and come eat breakfast with me. I don't want to go out there alone. Greg's [my roommate] out there, and he might ask me hard questions." She was being serious. But she's very sweet, and I treated her a lot shittier than she probably deserved. Well, that's what she gets for dating me. [I just put up a new picture because Val didn't like the old one. Unlike the girls below, she doesn't mind being associated with me]

Britt - I dated her on-and-off for about four years. Awhile ago I met a guy who knew her from undergrad, and told me he had hooked up with her once while we were dating. That made me REAL happy.

Christina - I dated her for about a year, and she's the one who gave me the idea for The Pick-Up Line Book.

Courtney - We called her the "Runaway Model," because she made a huge scene at a event during my 1L year, and then ran out. The really funny thing about professional models is that they are never as good looking in person as in their pics. For instance, even though her picture is amazing, Courtney didn't look like that in person. It's hard to tell from these pictures, but Britt, Val and Christina were all better looking than her in person.

Erin - I dated the blonde girl on the left during undergrad. She went on to be a Rhodes Scholar. Literally a Rhodes Scholar. The funny thing is, she wasn't the only eventual Rhodes Scholar I hooked up with at the U of C. I look like a bag of ass in this picture.

Katy Johnson (aka Miss Vermont) - Read the entire saga here.

Assorted Other Pics

BONUS: See the Flickr account for Tucker's movie

My law school graduation picture. Hilarious. Can you pick me out?

-Pics of me at Ed Jovanoski's wedding. That is a pretty good story:
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My fans like to blow stuff up
Me and the Iron Chef Morimoto at the NYC Tow pound
Maddox and I drunk at Sundance
Me and my two mutts, Maxie and Murph
Me rabbit hunting...with an automatic rifle
I like bi girls
My favorite pic ever
Credit cannot drink for shit
I promise this kid isn't retarded. He went to law school with me
I will refrain from making a Rick James joke
Doing things like this is why some people don't like me
Zach Albarran is the greatest drinker alive
I like fake breasts
Even I can be serious sometimes
I have no idea what this is
These mens are so hot
Work is indeed dumb
I am not a metrosexual, I promise
I threw up later that night
I went to Halloween as myself
I have a lot of the fans in the military