My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole.
I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.
But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way. I share my adventures with the world. They are known as:
The Tucker Max Stories
The Famous "Sushi Pants" Story
Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue
Tucker goes to hockey game, causes trouble
The (almost banned) Miss Vermont Story
The Most Disturbing Conversation Ever
Tucker has moment of reflection, ends poorly
Tucker ruptures appendix, hilarity ensues
The Now Infamous Tucker Max Charity Auction Debacle
Also on TuckerMax.com:
The Rudius Media Message Board -- This place defies any sort of description.
Miscellaneous -- All my non-story writings, like my guide on how to write or my female rating scale.
Pictures -- A bunch of pictures of me, my exes and my friends.
FAQ -- Read this before you email me with a question.
Personal Info -- Everything you could reasonably want to know about Tucker Max.
